About

PROSETITUTE [prohz-ti-toot, -tyoot]
noun

-a bitch person who willingly writes in prose for the mental gratification of his readers

THE PROSETITUTION DEN

I created this blog because I am not a complete moron; I know how to read instructions in English, use a computer and some common sense. And I don't suck in HTML at all.

This is my Prosetitution Den, and I am your resident Prosetitute. My intellectual shits, caused by sudden emotional diarrhea and intellectual masturbation, are scattered here for public scrutiny-- you can read, comment, copy-paste, or just leave. But if you are an insanely insane person, you can contact me for a Paypal donation which I will never ever refuse. Your money will bring me to Bora next summer, or send me back to school next semester.

My write-ups are mostly about myself, my experiences, and some annoying current events. Sometimes, I write about anything that is related to the Internet and the blogosphere. I also come up with my own list a la Ang Pinaka. I review websites, movies, music, or books when I am in the mood. At kaya ko rin nga palang magsulat sa wikang Filipino (para hindi niyo naman sabihin na masyado na akong nilamon ng kanluraning sistema).

THE PROSETITUTE

Cyberpeeps call me Toffer (but that's not my name). Who knows, in the months to come, I might fancy to use Toffest as my screenname. I can't wait to turn 18 this January; I am really eager to work (again) as a corporate slave, join the workforce (again), and be paid for my pseudo-fluency in English. In this uhm absurd way, I can save money to throw myself back to school next academic year because I am sooo fed-up with my mother who is screaming for a diploma. WTH! Mothers can be sarcastic and ironic sometimes.

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